Cocktale Hour

 This week we talk about growing up in small towns and what we learned. Evidently that chicks liked the Saturday Night Fever vibe of the 70's. Join us on an educational trip down memory lane...

 Friday Margarita Night comes to you live. Rather than just the 3 of us, we invite 3 totally random women to join us in the kitchen for drinks and laughs. Names were changed to protect the innocent!

 What do old guys fantasize about? Evidently getting an RV and dreaming of turning the whole repair experience into a new reality show. Go figure. Also, if you want help during the cold and flu season, turn to ActiveHerb...not a sponsor.

 Did you know that John is an AI expert and regularly lectures people...or is it randomly lectures people? Anyway, we talk a little about new generative AI stuff and how it is poised to change Hollywood as well as small town TV which I think is infinitely better. Enjoy!

 Is Taylor prepared to save America, or does she resent you for hating on her for her 38 seconds of air time in an NFL game? We discuss this as we also dive into other important topics like master guitar player/actor Jerry Reed and the meaning of life and assisted suicide. Call someone today if you need help, otherwise...enjoy!

 It sucks getting old. Kelly's arms are worn out and Danny has a bum foot, but we can still laugh. Kelly is offering a cash prize to anyone that can heal his elbows. Let us know at cocktalehour@yahoo.com if you have an answer. As always we have tons of money making ideas including how to sell a movie for 20 grand and make a profit. Cocktale Hour for the win!

 This week we talk about how Tesla owners should get out of their cars at the superchargers, come on and create community, you rich bastards! Danny is on his own and Kelly remembers dragging things out of a hole in the floor of his '77 Chevette.

 Cocktale Hour has become a global phenomenon, not because of the well-rehearsed, tired banter of the other celebrity podcasts, but because we connect with our listener through impromptu, timely topics. For example my decision to call some ex-president "Fat Hitler." It is a rare case that we'd bring a prepared topic to share with you, but I had to get that dog shit at Aldi's - yes it was Aldi - story out. Dog Shit. In the grocery store. That shouldn't be a thing I have to report on.

 Happy almost Christmas everyone! We had a big wedding yesterday and we talk about how John can capitalize on making money out of religious services. The key, unfortunately is his learning to walk and talk simultaneously on camera. Can you believe that we've done 150 of these?

 Can ChatGPT make a photo of John's dead dog frolicking in Heaven? Hell yes it can. We talk about weddings, AI assisted services and how it does not use as much profanity as I do. That's where the comedy is.

 Thanksgiving is over and we are looking forward to Christmas. Relive your childhood stuffing recipe with us as we talk about fake vs. real trees. Who is Aunt Geoffrey? Your guess is as good as mine.

Happy Thanksgiving to all our listeners! We are celebrating by wondering why there is no Thanksgiving song, especially set to Knights in White Satin. Thank the Lord that Danny doesn't have covid after his New York trip. We talk about subway homeless, getting a bunch of shots and and the immigration situation around 90 Day Fiancee. Enjoy!

 More New York tales with Danny and Dave this week as we dive into caviar prices, luxury cars and the rich! I've also started uploading old episodes again, so check out some of our pre-Covid laughs.

 Recording on a Sunday this time because Danny had the big yard sale yesterday and we talk about the eternal fight of what you save and what you leave for your own estate sale. 

 John is back from New York with product ideas and we discuss what the future of religious gatherings could look like. Enjoy!

 What keeps these old farts in government going...we have an idea. Also we talk about the conflict in Israel and all the SAG insurance stuff you ever wanted to know. Hang in there.

Missed us? After 2 months we are back in action with some great ideas. John's cruise turned into another fantastic idea for what to do when you are going to die, and we came up with a new reality show idea about a town full of swingers that don't do Ancestry.com.

 As we prepare for Hurricane Hillary, we talk about her 2016 opponent and the chances that he doesn't run off to his brethren in Moscow. Book banning is my new hobby and I want to see how I can get involved to ban the bible in each Christian™️community. That'll teach them a lesson! 

 In the immortal words of Khloe Kardashian, "It's been a minute." We're back with more pontification for you. Danny and John saw the Barbie movie and have thoughts about the future of the studio business. It's good to be back.

 It's tough to stick to a schedule this summer! We're back and as always with even more information for our listeners. Stay close as we drop pearls of wisdom!

 We're back. I need to stop going out of town so that we can have more regular episodes. This week we talk about birthday parties, school board meetings and The Seagull performed with a gender-fluid cast. As always, we're about education!

 We are back after another hiatus! Kelly has had a birthday and we all got to meet our fans at the first annual Cocktale Hour Fan event. If you want to be invited to the next one, head over to Patreon and subscribe. That is a sure way to get a mug and a party. We're back talking about the same stuff we were before the last episode, so it's like you haven't missed anything!

 We are back with a discussion about AI and how much fun it is. I made Kelly's obituary and except for the lies, it was pretty good. We lament the lack of good Presidential candidates-The Rock and Tom Hanks are my front runners. Next week we are off again so enjoy this one while you wait!

 This week we touch briefly on that guy who was indicted for hush money payouts to actress Stormy Daniels, and focus on really important things like what I would do if I was the heir to the George Jones throne..I'd sign autographs and take photos with EVERYONE. Danny's wife is drinking margaritas in Jamaica this week and we learned that of all the accents that Kelly can do, that isn't one of them.

 This is the week to celebrate St. Patty's day and we hoped you enjoyed a green beer and listening to our song over and over. We talk about secret massage parlor tricks and Danny's new love for Google Lens.

 Celebrities and Estate Sales, pretty common here in LA, so add celebrity Estate Sales to the long list of things we need to do like Karaoke and Burlesque shows. Oh and soon the Patreon mugs should ship!

 Joy, hope and looking optimistic...that's something to try out, huh? We address the big issues facing today's youth and how the best thing to do might be just to ignore it all and move to Harlingen, Texas.

 Dave joins us this week and tells us all about his colonoscopy and Taylor Swift. Yikes. We hit on different topics as we return after a little break. Thanks to our Patrons and welcome to the show! You too can help to keep the lights on by checking us out on Patreon.com

 Scandal today, did someone get nominated for an Academy Award because of advertising? Does anyone care if the Scientologist leader is missing or ever heard from again? Would you be embarrassed to be a porn performer at 80? Finally, and what age is it acceptable to get full body tattoos? We've got the answers!

 2023 is in full swing now and we plan what's on deck for us this year- Danny is going to start auditioning for drug commercials like Cialis or Zeljanz or some other crazy named product, and Kelly is finally going to work on his stand up act, I hope as a mean Surfer Jesus.  Look for his Hallmark Christmas special coming in December! Thanks to our loyal Patreon subscribers! You should get your mugs by March - they claimed that I didn't click a button when I set up the account but it is 100% their fault, not mine for not looking at anything ever...

 It must be really embarrassing to lose the vote 14 time, but hey, politics is a racket and they'll suffer any embarrassment to hold on to power won't they? Also we talk about open carry in Texas and how easy and legal it is to shoot a guy that is carrying a toy gun. Finally...thanks to our Patreon subscribers, I'm trying to get them to ship your mugs!

 It's the end of 2022 and we offer a light recap for the year and a hopeful view for next year. Best wishes to all for a prosperous 2023!

 Happy Holidays! Christmas is almost here and the stress of gift giving is in full swing. Danny is having a hard time getting in to the mood and Kelly has to go to the Mall! Let's talk Snapchat filters and how chicken and waffles are gooood.

 That's one thing about the Cocktale Hour, we are full of great ideas to make money. If you'd taken our advice from one of the early episodes, you'd be a thousand-aire by now. Don't miss you chance with the great ideas in this one! Remember, we're off Twitter so you'll have to send your fan letters by email now. Cocktalehour@yahoo.com.

 It's almost Thanksgiving and Kelly is back from New York city, drinking $80 Mezcal shots. We are thinking about this podcast and how it will be presented as the greatest example of podcasting in the Smithsonian in just about 200 years. We're no longer on Twitter, and you should drop it too.

 The midterms are over and we don't know who won. So let's talk about affirmations and Hollywood instead! Join us for the most stimulating Saturday morning talk you'll find, and don't bother connecting with us on Twitter, we're out. Don't let anyone impersonating us steal your money!

 Kelly's truck was never found, but we did find a great way to protest, show up in Maricopa County Arizona in a speedo and a smile. Kelly can mime his heart out while the Gravy Seals look threatening around the ballot boxes. Happy Halloween!

 When you went from 150 to 400 pounds, it just snuck up on you didn't it? If your BMI is over 40, you might expect some health issues, but I can tell you what restaurant you will really enjoy. We dig deep on this episode even though the cops have 0 leads on Kelly's truck. Do the police care enough to help you when you need something? Danny ponders attending a local school board candidate meeting. I wonder, should you go to every local political board meeting and cause trouble?

 It happened. Someone stole Kelly's truck from in front of his house. Will he ever get it back? How long do you have to wait before it is declared gone forever. Do people masturbate to your personal photos if you AirBnb your house? All these questions will be answered in this episode!

 The prayers worked and Kelly is chipper as ever! We discuss skin grafts and discover that foreskin is available for any kind of facial graft you need. Now we just need to figure out to corner the market for our own retirement goals. Speaking of retirement, would you retire to a community that we ran? Come on, it would be fun!

 This week we come back from a few days off and celebrate the fact that Willie is still alive. America still needs to get its shit together and Kelly needs prayers of comfort. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter!

 TikTok and influencers. Kevin Spacey's morality clause. Whether Danny is susceptible to advertising or not. We have a politics free talk today and get deep into what the young people want to see. Join us as our popularity skyrockets on The Cocktale Hour!

 Mi peluquero era un pervertido y Kelly se cortó el pelo muy corto. Hablamos de la cultura de la cancelación y si puedes volver de ella. Planeamos un control remoto para mi reunión de secundaria. No olviden seguir mis quejas en Twitter. La hora del cuento de gallos!

My barber was a low-key pervert and Kelly's cut his hair too short. We talk about cancel culture and if you can ever come back from it. We plan a remote for my high school reunion...yikes! Don't forget to follow my rants on Twitter- CocktaleHour! 

 No big political topics this time. We're talking about what happens if aliens are real and they come to take all the women. Who would help us decorate? Kelly says it leads to a new series, Handsjob Tale. Let's get in better spirits and make the world a better place, what do you say. Follow us on Twitter, I've been complaining a lot there...

 The Fourth of July didn't seem so festive this year. We riff on politics, the supreme court and what's going to happen to all those babies the high school cheerleaders in Missouri and Louisiana are going to have. As always, you can complain to us on Twitter at Cocktalehour. I've been making angry tweets there, so feel free to enjoy!

 This week America is a dumpster fire and I for one blame Christianity and have taken to Twitter to express my impotent rage. Danny is trying to keep us level headed, and Kelly has given up on voting as a way to institute change. Whether you believe in our opinions or not, here they are. Remember, no one can see your vote. If you live in a Christian Taliban state, you can still vote for change and no one a the Garden Club will ever know...

 Follow your dreams, but make sure your funeral expenses are covered. We spend this episode diving into parenting and generational trauma. How would we rank as fathers? Stay tuned and maybe we'll share the results next time...

 Gas prices are high for no good reason. What can we do but pray about it? Join us for comforting words of wisdom, and not a whole lot of penis jokes this time. We want to make Kate happy.

 It's Memorial Day weekend and we're finding it hard to find much joy in America. Another school shooting, price gouging and inaction from every branch of the government. We find that it's the little things, like Herschel Walker's inability to make coherent sentences that give us joy.

 Even though we have Zannie as a new Patreon patron, we could use a big sponsor to drive engagement. Maybe John Varvatos is the way to go, I guess we just need to send him a note. Ketosis, Probiotics, alien Jeff Bezos and illegitimate supreme court justices...today is for learning!

 Where you live has a big impact on family planning assistance. I propose that Native Americans start up abortion clinics on their lands. Casinos and healthcare for the Southern states! Danny and Kelly deep dive into Covid testing and bounties, not for women seeking abortions, but men ejaculating. That brings a whole new twist to $10,000 a pop. Start saving money today, teen boys!

 Danny finally caught the Covid, but he's almost out of Quarantine. We talk about his adventures, what makes someone a genius and whether the Stones are still good. Don't forget to sign up to our ever growing Patreon group!

Life is almost so back to normal that Danny, Kelly and John are taking plane flights next weekend. Kelly goes north to Canada, John to the Lone Star State and Danny to the Big Apple. Will people be friendlier there, can he still get a pretzel while taking in the aroma of the Port Authority? I don't know for sure, but I do guarantee he'll be disappointed by something.

 Let's don't talk about the Oscars and talk about gut health and good movies, ok? Don't forget to check out our Patreon!

 To celebrate Jeff being our first Patreon, we dedicated this episode to him. You can check out our Patreon and support us if you are so inclined. We got under the covers with Ukraine, British food and the typical groundbreaking talent that you've come to expect!

 Our Saint Patrick's day episode! We talk a little about the Irish, the snake story and about how to have a boat demolition derby. Danny asks some good questions about work, fulfillment and what we need out of life.

 As the Ukraine war rages, Danny plans for the future with his bar idea, and Kelly shoots it down. We discuss Russian Onion Domes and how positive affirmations help. Don't forget our Patreon exists and drop us a line...you know how.

 Deep, Deep discussions on the Ukraine crisis and how that translates to our own potential civil war. If you have Putin's cell number, let us know. Check out our Patreon.com/CocktaleHour.

 100 Episodes, who would have thought? We had plans for a big call in show, but it didn't work out for us this week. However we are announcing our Patreon page if you want to donate. www.Patreon.com/cocktalehour or just send us an email or whatever. Oh, and if you know a billionaire that wants our personal advice, we'll have them on the show.

 Don't order a crab enchilada if you can help it and if you can support Neil somehow, do it. Just remember that if you give up Spotify, we're still available on Apple, iheart radio, Google Play and others that I forget. Next time is our 100th episode so hold tight.

 I'm working on a book of 100 things that you need to know and Danny and Kelly offer up some tips, and we dive deep into the invention of butt plugs...go figure. Don't forget to write in with any life questions that you need answered. CocktaleHour@yahoo.com.

 Dave joins us as we talk about our favorite fish snacks, Covid penis, and blow up dolls. Kelly talks about high school and Danny's laments how his truck dealership is in maintenance only mode on Saturdays. 

Happy 2022! We are all about good times, so here are some tips to having fun with your anti-vax friends and we talk about the sad end that awaits a prized pig. Enjoy!

 I guess this is our 2021 Christmas Episode, so what better to talk about than the Clone-A-Willy kit? The gift that keeps on giving. We're wrapping up 2021, here's to an exciting 2022!

 What do you learn from a nationwide trip? That people are people wherever you go and that the right wing gun lovers have better stickers than peaceful people. We are back at it with a post Thanksgiving episode and welcoming the start of the holiday season. Buy experiences, not fast fashion y'all!

 We are back after a hiatus. John is traveling America as he prepares for his presidential run and Danny and Kelly hold down the fort back home. Join us for more insights and wisdom!

Kelly came up with this week's episode. It's catchy and a great way to welcome us back from an early Fall hiatus!

 In this episode we talk about how hard it is to find positivity in today's world, dealing with people that think differently, and whether dewormer could cure cancer.

 Simone and Scarlett have been getting some tough press this week and at the end of the day, they were just taking care of themselves. We continue to take care of you, our listener, by departing some tough truths like if you win the lottery, don't tell anyone.

 Is taking a picture of your feet and selling it to freaks porn? We investigate these tough issues, ghosts, talk about the housing economy and why Kelly falls asleep at 9:30.

 From creating controversial Hobby Lobby word art to convincing your Trump-loving neighbor to get vaccinated, we continue to supply great ideas. Now its time to turn a profit!

 This week we have a special 4th of July episode. We talk about Danny reducing clutter and how Kelly should go on a tour of small towns posing as Jesus. John is just back from a funeral and gives some hot tips on estate planning when you have too many guns.

 We discuss a death in the family, funeral preparations as well as tater tot casserole. John brings up some sketchy buses that are giving rural America some whacky information.

  We argue about whether Bezos should pay more taxes and the plight of the American worker because of rich dudes. The Queen sat alone at her husband's funeral, which the Crown Season 3 clearly alludes to, so why don't they hook up? Is it too soon?

Welcome to Episode 82 where John declares that he should run for President. How else will America heal? Danny tells his favorite scrotum cutting story and Kelly helps us understand that the sport of curling could be the answer to poverty. Got a problem? Tell us, we'll listen. CocktaleHour@yahoo.com.

If it's not one thing it's another. This week we talk about John's toad dream and how it is time to shine. It's tough to be shiny when Danny's leg hurts and he wonders if he could go 24 hours without his phone. Join us for our Easter episode with no mention of religion whatsoever. 

Coronavirus shots and weeding out your friend list, old folks homes, the awesome idea to stop immigrant boats at the border and the Reparation AR-15...where else are you going to hear things like this? Cocktalehour@yahoo.com or @cocktalehour if you want to contact us.

Seabiscuit was one of the greatest racing horses of all time. Danny sees him as a spirit animal and Kelly has a story about horse hygiene... Danny also tells us about Jimmy the Shooter, and how he sent him up the river. John covers the points you need to have a successful podcast and how we don't really cover any of them. Tame a moment to rate and review our podcast will you? Also reach out with questions - we have a lot of advice to give.

 Happy Saint Patrick's Day! Here's the kind of quality you can expect from Cocktale Hour. Enjoy our teaser!

  John is back this week and we talk about tires, transmission and that Kelly met Megan Markle on set. She should have watched The Crown before she got married. I wouldn't have done it. Contact us on Twitter or by e-mail for comments or questions that you need answered!

Dave is back with more stories to tell about life, love and the pursuit of...a good peep show? Hold on to your hats as Dave, Kelly and Danny bust John's chops and take you on a journey.

Custom vans were great and Danny loved creeping around in his. Kelly wants to make a new movie, and John's advice is to make sure this one is full of nudity. Time to check in with us at cocktalehour@yahoo.com or on Twitter @Cocktalehour. We're happy to put our knowledge to use for you!

  During the great Texas snowpocalypse, Ted Cruz crossed the border into Mexico. Jokes aside, how could his wife let this happen? We talk about the rat nest in Danny's mom's car and welding as a skill. Send us a note and I'll give you info on my buddy's firepit if you want to order one. cocktalehour@yahoo.com and on twitter @cocktalehour.

 Time to Rebuild America! Apply here for us to move our kids to your town to make it fun and profitable. We get energized about our new reality show idea and how we could still have a chance to make it in Hollywood!

  2021, the year of What Would Danny Do? What if he would have been the 1 Billion Dollar Powerball winner? What would Kelly do if he won so much money that he'd need a security team, and would any amount of money make John more of an A-hole, or do you just get that for free? Remember to follow us on twitter or drop us a line at Cocktalehour@yahoo.com!

  New York, the big apple, land of dirty sidewalks and one of Danny's favorites. We talk about some Netflix show and drag queens this week. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter and express all your complaints freely!

Dave joins us and talks about Neil Young and Budweiser. Also, The Shroud of Kelly, and From Hearse to Hole are some of the ideas we need to get T-shirts printed upfor right away. Contact us on Twitter at CocktaleHour for a sticker!

Happy sedition week! Who are Danny's favorite domestic terrorists, and will there be collectible trading cards? We get deep into QAnon, politics, and why you shouldn't break into the Capitol and taze yourself in the testicles. Listen and learn how to get extra vitamin D from Danny's daughter. We always said we were about education!

Happy 2021 everyone! Stay safe in the new year, have fun, and don't forget to keep listening to Cocktale Hour. We talk about how to make it in Hollywood, splitting the atom and a good Alabama joke. Got a good joke to tell next time? Drop us a line at cocktalehour@yahoo.com  

It is what it is, the end of 2020. What the hell else are we going to talk about? Thanks for as good a 2020 that we could have hoped for and don't forget to contact us on Twitter at Cocktalehour.

 From ocean baptism to ice fishing, we cover a number of outdoor activities as we get ready for Christmas. At least we're not in Canada where a moose will get ya. Follow us on twitter at CocktaleHour or send us an email...or just keep it to yourself! Happy Holidays!

 Covid cases are at a high and the President is rage-tweeting. What are we concerned about? Strippers! Who is supporting them now that the clubs are closed? In an unrelated topic, we talk about Danny's Mom and how she just made it back from the hospital. Also, it is totally logical that we are so popular with the ladies. Also, don't forget to check out festivusmemories.com!

Danny's mom is a strong Christian woman, but his physical still went well. John is trying to register his car from Canada and Kelly's wife is coming home next week! 

John is back home, Danny has a new truck and needs refrigerator repair and Kelly gets his wife back soon. Happy Holidays listeners! Special shoutout this week to John's cousin Marie. Got a comment or complaint, email us at cocktalehour@yahoo.com.

The election is over and we have a new president. What will the transition hold, does anyone care? Let's dig in to our opinions. Disagree? Hit us up on twitter at cocktalehour!

 Listen to this episode to hear about the Coronavirus, the Presidential Campaign and how having Chad on the Supreme Court could make all the difference, Remember, you heard it here first.

Kelly is going to stop watching the news and wait for people to tell him if there is something to worry about. Danny is planning a big move to Nelson, New Zealand but probably hasn't told his family the news yet. John is missing the original Van Halen lineup. If you are a candidate for office in November, you just have a few days left for us to answer your questions so hurry!

 It is our 60th episode and we comment on the Coronavirus takeover of the White House and ask whatever happened to the family-owned shoe store. Join us for a trip down memory lane with the best intro song ever. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter and we'll answer any question you have!

John reveals that he is 1% Native American from Ancestry.com. He also reveals that it is incredibly difficult to find a picture of Native Americans that isn't diminutive.   Also, you better reach out soon because Danny is going off the grid...just don't tell Google.

From smoggy LA of 1977 to Smoky LA of 2020, we're covering the finer points of how to live and die in LA, or in Kelly's case, escape to Canada. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter at Cocktalehour!

Today we celebrate Kelly being optimistic! He's back in America and ready to party. We talk about whether Danny will look like Ron Jeremy if he doesn't get a haircut, and how much do we need to put in our freezer. Remember to follow us on Twitter at Cocktalehour! Special thanks to Dave C., a composer buddy for making the intro and outro this week. I was inspired to add it because I enjoyed Madea Family Funeral so much.

It's our first International podcast, and this week we welcome back our buddy Dave who completes our coverage of North America. We talk about Canadian coronavirus, Danny's memory foam fetish and of course, Lori Laughlin's sentencing. 

History lessons leave a lot to be desired. Do you remember anything about Napolean? You would if your History teacher told you the hemorrhoid story. Between that, and Kelly moving to Canada next week, we've got a helluva show this week. Follow us on Cocktalehour on the Twitterverse for more.

Nothing matters anymore, that's John's premise. Go ahead and vote for Trump, take off your mask, whatever you want to do. Maybe t doesn't matter anymore. If you think it does, contact us at CocktaleHour@yahoo.com or cocktalehour on Twitter.

Lets talk about toxic masculinity and how Danny and John struggle with managing wildlife in an urban setting. It's hard for guys to have fun on this 4th of July. 

There is a lot going on in the world today. We discuss the 13th Amendment, Confederate statues, and what we can do to make the world a little bit better. Contact us on Twitter at Cocktalehour to voice your opinion.

We’re still in the thick of the COVID-19 crisis and Kelly shares his happiest moment from 90 days of lockdown. We talk viruses and fear as well as what we’re learning from the Black Lives Matter protests. Follow us on Twitter @ Cocktalehour.

We're back with the 50th episode! Halfway to a hundred and still kicking. Thanks for joining us on this ride. This week we talk about solar panels, Kim Jong Un's body double, Danny's homeowner warranty, and the typical bad language and jokes. Contact us on Twitter at CocktaleHour or by e-mail at CocktaleHour@yahoo.com.

Although some may have thought high school to be an example of a hereditary dictatorship like North Korea, we kind of liked it. John predicts the rise of a new N. Korean leader and we try not to talk about the stupid virus. Contact us on Twitter to get your questions answered!

This week is our first without Kelly so John recruited his daughter for the first female appearance on the podcast. Sarah has listened to every episode and is not at all shocked to hear the tale of Danny’s missing crown and how he's trying to find it. We also recruited Coleman from the band Coast Modern to make this week’s theme music, and its pretty damn good. Contact us on Twitter @CocktaleHour or CocktaleHour@yahoo.com

On the Eve of Kelly's birthday, Danny proposes a contest for our world-wide listeners: Correctly guess the date that we go back into the studio to record with better sound, and win a prize. We talk about the shutdown, John's addiction to conspiracy theories and whether Kelly will ever open up shop again. Contact us on Twitter @Cocktalehour or Cocktalehour@yahoo.com.

Stinky Tofu is the number one dish in Taiwan if you trust the .003 seconds I spent Googling it. Also, we are celebrating the 45th episode with a tribute to our glorious 45th President and John tries to play the role of a Trump supporter. The quarantine takes its toll on all of us, but take this as a little levity to bring your way.

We are still stuck inside from the COVID-19 scare, so we got Dave on the line from NYC to talk about how things are. We also get a chance to experience Kelly's acting chops while he and John read a scene from Omega Man, a post-apocalyptic virus movie. Hang in there and reach out to us while you're bored: @cocktalehour on Twitter or cocktalehour@yahoo.com.

On a typical Saturday we gather in Kelly's studio and drink coffee while we offer insights to our listeners. Today we connected over the phone to help you, our shut in fans, pass the time in quarantine. We talk about the trials the virus has put on society and how many toilet paper rolls you actually need. Hopefully we're back to normal next week, but you can always reach us on @cocktalehour on Twitter or Cocktalehour@yahoo.com.

It's scary and it's here, but never fear, you can stay inside with your hoarded water and toilet paper and enjoy the soothing voices of Danny, Kelly and John. We talk about how our podcast can be a vehicle for women's empowerment, the power of prayer and another great business idea that we should be jumping on today! @cocktalehour on Twitter...send me a message and I'll mail you a sticker!

Happy Leap Day episode everyone! From George Washington’s teeth to Houston’s DJ Screw, we hit a variety of topics like taxidermy, steak, and that the coronavirus is all hype says John.  Follow us on Twitter at @cocktalehour.

Here is the trailer for Cocktale Hour.

John divulges that if they ever made a biopic about his life, the opening scene would be in a bleak forest, with a boy burying a pet. That's joy! Brad Pitt would play Danny, naturally. More fantastic business ideas like Irish Man, the mobile body washer for people.It's our fortieth episode so find out what we've learned about podcasting -namely, we're great at it. @cocktalehour on Twitter for more.