Cocktale Hour

 This week America is a dumpster fire and I for one blame Christianity and have taken to Twitter to express my impotent rage. Danny is trying to keep us level headed, and Kelly has given up on voting as a way to institute change. Whether you believe in our opinions or not, here they are. Remember, no one can see your vote. If you live in a Christian Taliban state, you can still vote for change and no one a the Garden Club will ever know...

 Follow your dreams, but make sure your funeral expenses are covered. We spend this episode diving into parenting and generational trauma. How would we rank as fathers? Stay tuned and maybe we'll share the results next time...

 Gas prices are high for no good reason. What can we do but pray about it? Join us for comforting words of wisdom, and not a whole lot of penis jokes this time. We want to make Kate happy.