Cocktale Hour

John's furnace is broken, Kelly's wife was asked to be in Playboy and Danny wrote a political joke, but can't tell it to save his life. Join us for this and more on the next...Cocktale Hour.

Are these the best workout shorts? Who cares and why? Join us as we talk about what kinds of things you shouldn't put on your Facebook feed and what Danny needs to learn in harassment training.

It's our 30th episode! The traditional gift is a pearl necklace, and that's all you need to know about that.

If Danny's wife passed away, what would he be in the market for and why? Would her name be Bambi or Gladys? If our wives hear this one, it could be our last. Oh yeah, there is some Ancestry.com stuff in here too. Remember to follow us on Twitter- the home of ridiculous Tweets.

CBD, Weed, making your own non-GMO blend...This week Danny wants to start growing pot just to see if he can. We also talk about good times in high school and does it carry over to being an adult. Remember to follow us on Twitter @cocktalehour.

Kelly threw his back out and we still did a show! John's camo Crocs are a fashion statement in the worst way possible, and Danny has more helpful advice for the twenty-nothings at work. While we're at it, let's celebrate that Downton Abbey was the top movie and there is still room for a lively zombie discussion.

They passed a law about going topless in some western states recently. What is the etiquette for holding a grocery store conversation with a topless grandma? Let's explore these issues together! Follow us on Twitter @cocktalehour

While Crocs might be God's gift to feet, the Travel Pant leaves much to be desired. Pair the two, and there's no way you'll get syphilis, trust me. Check us out on Twitter and maybe you can get a free sticker!

This week we talk about Jeffrey Epstein's suspicious prison suicide. Was he offed by the government, the victims of his blackmail or the thought of never going to his private island again. We may never know for sure, but we'll tell you what we think.

We're back! This week we talk about the feasibility of a hooker making a living on a cruise ship and whether John should run for president because no one is left. Don't forget to follow us on twitter at CocktaleHour or drop us a note at cocktalehour@yahoo.com.

It's all about Danny this week as he tells us the story of how his clutch cable broke on the way to work and meeting Robert Patrick, the villain in Terminator 2. Also, the one about the British bird that got away. Follow us on Twitter at Cocktale Hour!

CBD oil, where does it come from and is it effective? Why did it take so long to legalize Mary Jane and is there a social stigma to using it? Electric cars aren't that fun and who is going to invite us to a pool party next? Follow us on Twitter at Cocktale Hour!

They can't all be knee-slappers. This week we talk about whitewashing history and those controversial shoes. We discuss earthquake preparedness and when is it time to get out of California. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter!

The theme songs keep on coming! This week we have another special guest while Danny is away. Wyatt joins us for some stories about the lost art of cop shows and things we should have known in high school.

We're back after a two week hiatus, and while John tells Kelly about "Romantic Ireland," Danny asks the tough questions about what people do that they think is attractive, but isn't. There is an exciting new theme song and Jennifer is manning the booth today.

Danny is back this week and we talk about airplane flights and what happens when someone throws up with 14 hours left to fly. We also answer important questions about careers, investing and what good advice we received along the way. Don't forget to comment at cocktalehour@yahoo.com!

We have a special guest while Danny is away this week. Ken joins us to talk about music, bands, and how to make money as a trapper.

John is back this week and in addition to Tall Tales from Texas, there's talk of Vietnam era venereal disease and how actors hide their junk in sex scenes. Watch out!

Attention Wal-Mart shoppers, there is a clean up in aisle six. Dave is back with stories about getting locked out of hotel rooms, catheters and Motown. We really get into it this week as we peer behind the silicone curtain of the website that sells sex dolls. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter, @CocktaleHour.

Would life be better if we measured time in Freebirds? Should men have a set of code words to cut line in crowded restrooms? Take a listen and be sure to lodge your complaints on our Twitter account, CocktaleHour. If you are an aspiring rapper, here is your chance to write lyrics for our intro song. Check it out!

It seems that no subject is out of bounds whether we discuss high-end silicone sex dolls, measles, weed, or my favorite, the fermented Swedish fish guaranteed to make you puke. Enjoy! Remember to follow us on Twitter, @CocktaleHour.

Are you a grower or a shower? Do you know what a rusty trombone is? Dave joins us again for a nastier than usual podcast, so beware!

The revelation that John has a skunk in his yard leads to dirty dancing, Prince, prison sex and ass-to-face transplants. Don't say you weren't warned!

Welcome to a shorter format of Cocktale Hour. We talk about craftsmanship, potential upcoming guests and our bucket list of American destinations. Maybe we'll come to your town!

We discuss Lori Loughlin cheating to get her kid into USC. We also talk about strip clubs, dead bodies, and whether the Stones are better than the Beatles. Join us and don't forget to follow the podcast and comment on @cocktalehour on Twitter.

John is back this week and we talk about the magic of custom vans, how we need to get a sponsor, colonoscopies, and all the food poisoning we've experienced. Enjoy!

Yes, that's right! Dr. Hawking plays big in this one. We have a special guest on this episode, giving us a  remarkable and hilarious strip club story you won't want to miss.

Join us for our fifth episode where we discuss the Scandals of the Catholic Church and pale Indiana boys playing baseball in the sun. Contact us on Twitter at CocktaleHour or our Yahoo email, CocktaleHour at Yahoo dot com.

In this episode we discuss money. Does everyone want to be rich, and do the rich have an obligation to give their money away to make the world a better place? Also we talk about who's going to prison next and what kind of sex they will have. Caribou antlers figure in there somewhere.

In this episode we talk about frozen farts, traveling crematoriums and how our parents shaped our lives, and whether we are screwing up our own kids. We're live on Spotify, iTunes and Google Play  so follow us and comment on @cocktalehour on Twitter.

It's raining, so we talk about swinging, obviously! Our little town is a swinging hotbed. We touch on the governor of Virginia and politics in general. As we start this journey, we're taking suggestions on topics. If you feel inclined, leave your comments on Twitter @cocktalehour. Here's a photo from the cover of John's book.

Danny, Kelly and John started a podcast and we spend the first episode talking about what the name should be. Join us as we start our journey into exploring the boundaries of free speech, our ability to make a dirty joke out of anything and how it brings us together. Here's a photo of Kelly's truck.