Cocktale Hour

 Scandal today, did someone get nominated for an Academy Award because of advertising? Does anyone care if the Scientologist leader is missing or ever heard from again? Would you be embarrassed to be a porn performer at 80? Finally, and what age is it acceptable to get full body tattoos? We've got the answers!

 2023 is in full swing now and we plan what's on deck for us this year- Danny is going to start auditioning for drug commercials like Cialis or Zeljanz or some other crazy named product, and Kelly is finally going to work on his stand up act, I hope as a mean Surfer Jesus.  Look for his Hallmark Christmas special coming in December! Thanks to our loyal Patreon subscribers! You should get your mugs by March - they claimed that I didn't click a button when I set up the account but it is 100% their fault, not mine for not looking at anything ever...

 It must be really embarrassing to lose the vote 14 time, but hey, politics is a racket and they'll suffer any embarrassment to hold on to power won't they? Also we talk about open carry in Texas and how easy and legal it is to shoot a guy that is carrying a toy gun. Finally...thanks to our Patreon subscribers, I'm trying to get them to ship your mugs!