Cocktale Hour

 It's Memorial Day weekend and we're finding it hard to find much joy in America. Another school shooting, price gouging and inaction from every branch of the government. We find that it's the little things, like Herschel Walker's inability to make coherent sentences that give us joy.

 Even though we have Zannie as a new Patreon patron, we could use a big sponsor to drive engagement. Maybe John Varvatos is the way to go, I guess we just need to send him a note. Ketosis, Probiotics, alien Jeff Bezos and illegitimate supreme court justices...today is for learning!

 Where you live has a big impact on family planning assistance. I propose that Native Americans start up abortion clinics on their lands. Casinos and healthcare for the Southern states! Danny and Kelly deep dive into Covid testing and bounties, not for women seeking abortions, but men ejaculating. That brings a whole new twist to $10,000 a pop. Start saving money today, teen boys!