Cocktale Hour

 Simone and Scarlett have been getting some tough press this week and at the end of the day, they were just taking care of themselves. We continue to take care of you, our listener, by departing some tough truths like if you win the lottery, don't tell anyone.

 Is taking a picture of your feet and selling it to freaks porn? We investigate these tough issues, ghosts, talk about the housing economy and why Kelly falls asleep at 9:30.

 From creating controversial Hobby Lobby word art to convincing your Trump-loving neighbor to get vaccinated, we continue to supply great ideas. Now its time to turn a profit!

 This week we have a special 4th of July episode. We talk about Danny reducing clutter and how Kelly should go on a tour of small towns posing as Jesus. John is just back from a funeral and gives some hot tips on estate planning when you have too many guns.