Cocktale Hour

Custom vans were great and Danny loved creeping around in his. Kelly wants to make a new movie, and John's advice is to make sure this one is full of nudity. Time to check in with us at cocktalehour@yahoo.com or on Twitter @Cocktalehour. We're happy to put our knowledge to use for you!

  During the great Texas snowpocalypse, Ted Cruz crossed the border into Mexico. Jokes aside, how could his wife let this happen? We talk about the rat nest in Danny's mom's car and welding as a skill. Send us a note and I'll give you info on my buddy's firepit if you want to order one. cocktalehour@yahoo.com and on twitter @cocktalehour.

 Time to Rebuild America! Apply here for us to move our kids to your town to make it fun and profitable. We get energized about our new reality show idea and how we could still have a chance to make it in Hollywood!

  2021, the year of What Would Danny Do? What if he would have been the 1 Billion Dollar Powerball winner? What would Kelly do if he won so much money that he'd need a security team, and would any amount of money make John more of an A-hole, or do you just get that for free? Remember to follow us on twitter or drop us a line at Cocktalehour@yahoo.com!